Marriage Humor (婚姻幽默)
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻:你在作什麼啊?
Husband : Nothing.
夫:沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻: 要吃晚餐嗎?
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎?
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻:要或不要。