跟六七十歲的工友老阿婆借衛生棉
                                                                               
ps.我們都是男的
                                                                               
pps.老阿婆回答"我很久沒用了"
                                                                               
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到7-11買一枝瑞穗鮮乳冰棒，然後問店員：
                                                                               
小姐，請問冰棒微波要按幾？
                                                                               
如果小姐夠冷靜陪你Kuso告訴你要按幾的話，
                                                                               
就再問......那需要拆封嗎？
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我聽學長講........
                                                                               
有一次他們在捷運上玩大冒險，決定懲罰方式是捷運停站開門後衝出去摸對面的站台底線
                                                                               
結果一個學長在執行懲罰的回程時把一個小孩子撞進車廂裡...
                                                                               
然後門就關上了.....XD
                                                                               
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1.去麥當勞買滷肉飯要加蛋喔
                                                                               
2.騎腳踏車去加油站..然後要大聲說:小姐..95加滿
                                                                               
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有一次的畢旅
                                                                               
大家就在加油站前臨時提議要玩大冒險
一個中獎的人
                                                                               
被罰騎車去加個油
                                                                               
重點是..."我們沒有車"
就裝著騎...國王的新車
                                                                               
                                                                               
手吹著油門...引擎聲自己解決...雙腳代替輪子
                                                                               
慢慢地以時速10公里進入入口
                                                                               
進站...只見一排的工讀生杵在那兒
                                                                               
接著...停車...熄火...下車...架腳架.......全都自己來
                                                                               
再以大聲無偎的叫著...."麻煩...95加滿"