老的時候..辣妹篇
Hot mamma
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, You re really doing great, aren t you?
Morris replied, Just doing what you said, Dr. “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said, I didn t say that. I said, “You ve got a heart murmur; be careful.”
82歲的男子莫里斯，去看醫生檢查身體。
幾天後，醫生看到莫里斯在街上，挽著一位美麗的年輕女子。
又過了幾天，醫生跟莫里斯說「你真是很行！你覺得是嗎？」
莫里斯說「醫生！我都照著你的話去做，你不是說 “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.” (找一個辣妹要儘情快樂)嗎？」
醫生「我沒那麼說，我是說 “You ve got a heart murmur; be careful.” (你心臟有雜音，要小心)。」
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