2009-03-13

你很溫柔體貼　但仍隱藏不了骨子裡那根深柢固的大男人主義
我們不擅長玩角色扮演　但我常覺得自己像古代被地方官欺壓的平民百姓
而你　就是那欺壓善良百姓的大壞蛋　而且還是個縱火犯！

年輕的你愛玩
該玩的不該玩的　都試過
能玩的不能玩的　從不忌諱
我這個乖小孩　常聽得目瞪口呆
問你　那我能不能去牛郎店見識看看
你臉一沉說　想都不要想

你人緣好　同性異性都一視同仁
哈拉談心　飲酒同歡　是家常便飯的事
問你　那我也能有幾個異性好友嗎？
你眉一皺說　男人都沒安好心　妳別傻

你是朋友心中講義氣的好哥兒們
更是朋友的妻或女友心中　可以當所有男人榜樣的好男人
遇上你　總不忘數落自己的男人幾句
更甚　還故意講大聲點讓她們的男人聽得恨之入骨
問你　閨中密友的先生　可以找我多聊聊嗎？
你拍拍我的頭說　妳幸福就好　何必去聽那些讓人心煩的五四三？

你曾有的她　讓我傷心流淚　直到現在還無法釋懷
曾賭氣的說　我也要出軌一次　讓你深深的了解那種痛
你滿臉驚惶　認真又嚴肅的說　妳不能這樣　絕不能這樣　絕不准做這種傷害我也傷害自己的事

只准州官放火　不准百姓點燈
你真是好一個州官呀！！

親愛的
今晚你慎重的問我願不願意嫁給你
雖然只是透過MSN詢問 (這讓我有點生氣)
但我就自動上任　坐上州官夫人的寶座囉
有沒有聽過　新官上任三把火？
我這州官夫人　不管天不管地　不管山不管海　就只管你這位州官
這三把火　你可接好

第一,　不准縱火
第二,　絕不准再縱火
第三,　你最好給我永遠想都不要想再縱火！



Once Upon A Broken Heart

Once upon a broken heart 
曾經帶著一顆破碎的心
I was walking alone in the dark 
我孤身步入黑暗
Looking for a way to start again 
但從沒有放棄過
What I wouldn't give for a friend
尋找重生的機會

There was no love in my life 
那時　生命中沒有愛
There was no light in my eyes 
雙眼中毫無光彩 
All the tears that I had cried and cried
那些我曾一次次流下的淚
Seemed like they'd never end
似乎沒有停止的盡頭 

And I never believed fairytales came true 
我從不相信童話的美好結局能成真
But now I know that they really do
但如今我知道美夢成真的存在
Now that I found you, now that I'm here with you
因為你我相遇　相愛相伴
Just look at the sunshine
看那陽光燦爛

And you showed me a world that I'd never seen
你為我開展全新的世界
I woke up and fell into this dream
我終於自長夢中醒來　墜入你為我編織的美夢中
Happily ever after just took time
幸福至終 
Once upon this broken heart of mine
雖然　我曾有一顆破碎的心

Long ago and far away
在那遙遠的從前
I could never dream of the day 
我從不敢夢想有這麼一天
That your love would come my way and stay
能夠與你相遇相愛相伴
And sweep me away 
這樣的愛　讓我輕飄如風揚起

And I never believed fairytales came true 
我從不相信童話的美好結局能成真
But now I know that they really do
但如今我知道美夢成真的存在
Now that I found you, now that I'm here with you
因為你我相遇　相愛相伴
Just look at the sunshine
看那陽光燦爛

And you showed me a world that I'd never seen
你為我開展全新的世界
I woke up and fell into this dream
我終於自長夢中醒來　墜入你為我編織的美夢中
Happily ever after just took time
幸福至終 
Once upon this broken heart of mine
雖然　我曾有一顆破碎的心

This is the way a fairytale feels
我能感受到奇蹟
This is the way I know it's real
我能感受到愛真實存在
'Cause this is the way a broken heart heals
因為　幸福讓曾破碎的心漸漸癒合

And I never believed fairytales came true 
我從不相信童話的美好結局能成真
But now I know that they really do
但如今我知道美夢成真的存在
Now that I found you, now that I'm here with you
因為你我相遇　相愛相伴
Just look at the sunshine
看那陽光燦爛 

And you showed me a world that I'd never seen
你為我開展全新的世界
I woke up and fell into this dream
我終於自長夢中醒來　墜入你為我編織的美夢中
Happily ever after just took time
幸福至終 
Once upon this broken heart of mine
不再因那顆破碎的心傷神