情人節

這個對我已沒啥意義的節日

回想在我有情人的情人節裡...

不外乎挑禮物=>吃飯=>玩樂=>作愛

想一想以前有情人的發薪水的日子裡...

還是挑包包=>吃飯=>玩樂=>作愛

那"情人節"跟"發薪水"跟"聖誕節"跟"過新年"差別在哪??

還不是shopping=>吃飯=>玩樂=>作愛

是我不夠浪漫?還是我太過實際?

每年只要到了情人節.聖誕節....

一股羅曼蒂克的風潮就會湧現

花變貴了.
汽車旅館塞車了..
餐廳昂貴套餐出籠了...
便利商店保險套缺貨了....
一堆滯銷的性感內衣褲熱賣了.....
充滿生意頭腦的商人瞬間狂撈一筆錢了......

原來

"情人節"跟"聖誕節"的浪漫是充滿商業氣息的

那沒錢的情人們怎麼過??

是在家瘋狂做愛?
無聊陽台看星星?
或閒閒公園散步?
不然索性不過節?

那以後我結婚怎辦?
我還有幾十個情人節得跟老婆過!!

有人說如果相愛~每天都是情人節!!

真的是這樣嗎?
我不太苟同ㄝ~

太多誘惑破壞著相愛的情侶們
太多慾望影響著相愛的情侶們
太多現實條件侷限著相愛的情侶們

能開心過情人節的人是幸福的

他們所幸逃過一劫~

除夕夜我接到一個女人打來電話

問了我一個妙問題:

她說:我剛才看到我男友打手槍,他是不是對我沒興趣了阿?

說著說著,她哭了....

我說:挖阿災喔,會不會你MC來?或是....

她說:我們昨天才做而已..今天他怎麼會打手槍???

發現這2年我便諮詢專家了

一個有女人的男人過年在家打手槍
他女人也要問我WHY???

答案還不就那幾個
1.做不夠HIGH自己來才HIGH
2.男的過太爽性慾強
3.女的MC來沒得做

可是這女人能想很多

能想到一堆有的沒的甚至想哭想分手

我想他們的情人節肯定被打手槍搞的不好過

男人好可憐
沒女人打手槍會被說成性飢渴OR缺很大
有女人打手槍會被他女人懷疑對她性冷感OR性怪癖

有時候自慰對男人來說只是種解壓的方式而已
像"賭博"像"SHOPPING"像"飆車"像"打籃球"

情人節真的那麼浪漫嗎?

那平常就很浪漫的男人怎麼辦?
那平常就很纏綿悱惻的情侶怎麼辦?

實際派的男人怎麼辦?天生木訥的男人怎辦?不會花言巧語的男人怎辦?

他們應該會被比較會被嫌

嫌不浪漫.不貼心.不溫柔.

有個女人跟我說他前男友情人節都不浪漫...

那些男人愛不愛對方?

是愛的吧!

那情人節是好還是不好?

有情人的要好好過你們的情人節
沒情人的要慶幸你們逃過一劫

過了情人節才寫這篇

是因為我不想破壞了

商人眼中大發利市的~Valentine s Day!!

來個好歌推薦===>>>這很適合情人聽!!

If I Ain't Got You  

singer:Alicia Keys

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what's within
And I've been there before
But that life's a bore
So full of the superficial

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you

Some people search for a fountain
The promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that's the only way to prove you love them

Hand me a world on a silver platter
And what good would it be?
With no one to share, with no one who truly cares for me

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, you, you

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you

If I ain't got you with me baby
Nothing in this whole wide world don't mean a thing
If I ain't got you with me baby