If you kiss her , you are not a gentleman .
如果你親她，那你就沒有紳士風度。
If you don t , you are not a man !
可是如果你不親她，那你就不算是男子漢！
If you praise her , she thinks you are lying .
如果你讚美她，她會以為你只是在奉承她。
If you don t , you are good for nothing !
但要是你不讚美她，那你就一無是處了！
If you agree to all her likes , you are a wimp .
如果你完全同意她的話，那你還真無能。
If you don t , you are not understanding !
但要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不瞭解她！
If you make romance , you are an experienced man .
假如你把氣氛控制得很浪漫，那你就一定是情場老手。
If you don t , you are half of man !
如果不是，那你根本還不夠成熟！
If you visit her too often , she thinks it is boring .
如果你太常去找她，她會覺得煩膩。
If you don t , she accuses you of double-crossing !
但是如果你不去找她，她會責備你欺騙她的感情！
If you are well dressed , she says you are a playboy .
你要是穿得帥一點，她會說你是花花公子。
If you don t , you are a dull boy !
但要是穿得破爛點，那你又是笨頭笨腦的傢伙！
If you are jealous , she says it is bad .
如果你吃醋，她會說這樣是不對的。
If you don t , she thinks you do not love her !
可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又會認為你不愛她！
If you are a minute late ,
she complains it s hard to wait .
你若是遲到一分鐘，她會抱怨等得多累多苦。
If she is late , she says that s a girl s way !
要是她自己遲到，她會說女生遲到是理所當然的！
If you kiss her once in a while ,
she professes you are cold .
如果你偶爾才吻她一下，她會到處說你這人很冷漠。
If you kiss her often ,
she yells that you are taking advantage !
如果你經常吻她，她會大聲說你佔她的便宜！
If you stare at another woman ,
she accuses you of flirting .
你若是目不轉睛盯著某一個女人，
她會指責你是到處對女生調情。
If she is stared by other men ,
she says that they are just admiring !
如果其他男人瞪著她看，她會說他們只是欣賞而已！
If you talk , she wants you to listen .
如果你跟她說話，她希望你只要聽就好。
If you listen , she wants you to talk !
如果你只是傾聽，她又要你和她說說話！
Oh God !
You created those creatures called WOMAN .
上帝啊，您創造了這些叫做 “女人” 的生物。
So simple , yet so complex .
如此簡單，卻又如此複雜。
So weak , yet so powerful .
如此柔弱，卻又如此強悍。
So confusing , yet so desirable !
真是讓人又惱又愛！ |
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