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篇名: 笑話之折筷子(綜合板)
作者: 風綾雪宇 日期: 2009.02.06　　天氣: 　心情:
1. 
                                                                              
有一天 父親拿了一跟筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                                                                               
兒子說
                                                                               
"這很容易辦到"
                                                                               
接著父親拿出三隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子怎麼折都折不斷
                                                                               
兒子說
                  
 "所以您到底想說什麼 我們家 就只有我一個獨生子阿!"   



2.
                                                                            
 有一天 父親拿了一跟筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
 兒子一折就斷了
                                                                               
 兒子說
                                                                               
 「這很容易辦到。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 接著父親拿出三隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
  兒子一折就斷了
                                                                               
 「這很容易辦到。」
                                              
                                                                               
接著父親拿出三十隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
 兒子還是一折就斷了
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 「爸，你到底要幹嘛？」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 「沒事。」



3.
                                                                               
有一天 父親拿了一跟筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                                                                               
兒子說
                                                                               
"這很容易辦到"
                                                                               
接著父親拿出三隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子啪一聲又折斷了
                                                                               
父親：
                                                                                                         
                                                                               
猴喔喔喔～～～
　　　　　　　　　　我 要 告  訴   你   媽。
                                                


4.
                                                                               
有一天 父親拿了一根筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子啪一聲就把筷子折斷了
                                                                               
兒子說「這很容易辦到。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
接著父親拿出三根筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子啪啪啪的，又把筷子都折斷了
                                                                               
「這很容易辦到。」兒子說。
                                                                               
                                                                               
接著父親拿出九根筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪的，還是把筷子都折斷了

                                                                               
「這下你信了吧，我跟你媽昨天真的只是在房間折筷子」
                                                      


5.                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                               
有一天 父親拿了一跟筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                                                                               
兒子說
                                                                               
"這很容易辦到"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
接著父親拿出三隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                                      
                                                                               
接著父親拿出九隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了

                                                                               
接著父親拿出二十七隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                                                                                              
接著父親拿出八十一隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                 
                                                                               
接著父親拿出兩百四十三隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                                                                                
 
                                                                               
接著父親拿出七百二十九隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                 
                                                                               
接著父親拿出兩千一百八十七筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                
                                                                               
接著父親拿出六千五百六十一隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                                                                               
兒子說
                 為什麼我們家這麼多筷子


6.                                                                                
                                                                               
有一天 父親拿了一跟筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子一折就斷了
                                                                               
接著父親拿出三隻筷子給兒子要他折斷
                                                                               
兒子怎麼折都折不斷
                                                                               
父親說
                                                                               
 " 如何 你現在能夠理解這個道理了嗎? "
                                                                                
                                                                                         
                                                                               
" 當三支筷子疊在一起的時候 由於斷面積的增加使得斷面慣性矩隨之增加
因此在相同彎矩作用下所產生的彎曲應力比較小 所以筷子比較不容易斷 "
                                                                               
                                                                               
兒子 "明天考試不會出那麼簡單啦 我書快唸不完了不要浪費我時間"
                                                               

                                  
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時間：2009-02-19 07:23
她, 43歲,台北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2009-02-19 07:25]：

噗= =

如果這是笑話~

那就是我犧牲自己來娛樂你了=口=

這麼早應該沒人發現啦(點頭)

我們要小聲點...

不要吵到別人XD

 
時間：2009-02-19 07:19
她, 43歲,台北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2009-02-19 07:22]：

噗= =+

這是讚美嗎XDDD

那謝謝你喔

活潑又可愛的大美女！

 
時間：2009-02-19 07:09
她, 43歲,台北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2009-02-19 07:14]：

又被發好人卡了=口=

默默收下....(泣)

 
時間：2009-02-19 07:05
她, 43歲,台北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2009-02-19 07:08]：

噗

妳如果要看還有更多的阿XD

可以再弄給你看=ˇ=

 
時間：2009-02-07 23:35
她, 26歲,高雄市,其他
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時間：2009-02-07 02:17
他, 40歲,台中市,其他
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作者回覆說[2009-02-07 16:40]：

哈哈

好笑就好

順便把最近一些不快樂的事情給拋掉XD

 
時間：2009-02-07 01:58
她, 26歲,高雄市,其他
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作者回覆說[2009-02-07 16:40]：

=口=

誰叫妳要半夜看XD

我才不要給你打哩>//////<

 
時間：2009-02-06 18:46
他, 40歲,新北市,交通/運輸
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作者回覆說[2009-02-06 18:49]：

今天太陽大

沒差啦=口=



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