有一個好問題我總是沒答案；那就是 “女人到底想要什麼？” 
  George Clooney (美國著名演員 - 喬治·克魯尼)                                                                                                           
6.  "I had some  words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."                                                                               我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。                          
Bill Clinton (美國前總統- 比爾.克林頓)                                                                                                        
7."Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft   music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."                                                                                                有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有燭光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。                 George W. Bush (美國前總統 - 小布希)                                                                                                       
  8. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."                                                                                      
  我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。
 Rudy Giuliani (前紐約市911事件時的市長 - 魯迪.朱利安尼)                                                                                        
9."Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming                                                                                                       
   (1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it,     
   (2) Whenever you're right, shut up."                                                                                                                  
有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿：                                                                                                                 
      1. 當你錯時，馬上認錯。                                                                                                                       
      2. 當你對時，閉上嘴巴。                                                                                                                              
10. Shaquille O’Neal (美國籃球巨星 - 沙奎爾.奧尼爾)                                                                                                                      
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."                                                                   
最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。                                                                                                       
Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星 - 科比·布萊恩特)                                                                                                                          "
11. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."                                                                                          
我太太和我都高高興興的過了二十年，然後我們相遇了。                                                                        
Alec Baldwin (美國電影明星 - 亞歷克.鮑德溫)                                                                                                    
12.  "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."                                                                                        
一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。                                                                                                         
Barack Obama (美國總統- 歐巴馬)                                                                                                                                           
13. "Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."                                                                                        
婚姻是唯一的敵我睡在一張床上的戰爭。                                                                                                              
 Tommy Lee (美國老牌電影明星 - 湯米.李)                                                                                                        
 14.  "First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"        
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."            
有個人驕傲的說 “我的太太是天使！”                                                                                                              
  另一個聽到的人說 “你真幸運！我的還活著！”                                                                                                           
Jimmy Kimmel (美國著名電視節目主持人 - 吉米.金米爾)                                                                                           
15. Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”              
“親愛的，女士優先又怎麼了？”
丈夫回答說，”今天世界亂成這個樣子就是因為有女的先來了！“                                 
 David Letterman (美國電視著名脫口秀主持人 - 大衛.萊特曼)